We knew this day was coming. Bayern Munich's annual lederhosen and beer promotional photoshoot for sponsor Paulaner Brewery would provide our first chance to see the club's new Catalan manager, Pep Guardiola, in the traditional Bavarian garb and it did not disappoint.
"I call this the tiki-taka pour..."
"That Spanish guy can really pour," Thomas Muller says with his face.
"I have no idea what is happening right now."
"What planet is this."