As per usual when FIFA attempts to put together a classy affair, the 2013 Ballon d'Or Gala included a number of odd, unsettling or just plain awkward moments. And since these occurrences are far more entertaining than any of the award presentations themselves, we have compiled them here for your enjoyment.
Jurgen Klopp being Jurgen Klopp at a press conference before the event.
Ronaldo: Maybe if we start having sex Messi and his girlfriend will leave.
Because actually kissing it would be weird.
Philipp Lahm is a disembodied head.
Neymar shakes co-host Fernanda Lima's forearm.
Adriana Lima tells everyone about her make-out session with the stuffed toy earlier.
Pele attempts to award Cristiano Ronaldo with his own son.