Mario Balotelli finalized his move to Liverpool on Monday — the same day his new club played one of his old clubs, Manchester City. This made for a very busy day and thankfully there were photographers present to document every step the Italian international took.
"I went ahead and crossed out all the behavior clause nonsense before I signed. You're welcome."
"I'm going to use this as my travel mug."
"This is where I will fill Simon Mignolet's boots with various jams."
"It's nice of them to put up hand railings around the training ground to keep Steven Gerrard from falling."
"I'm moving 'the weather' ahead of 'the press' in my list of things I don't like about England."
"3-1 Man City. Maybe if I park my car in Brendan Rodger's office they'll sell me to Napoli."
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