After losing five matches all season in their title winning final campaign under Sir Alex Ferguson, Manchester United have now lost three of their last four Premier League matches under David Moyes. It's their worst start to the season in 24 years. The latest misstep was a 2-1 defeat to West Brom at Old Trafford and it resulted in the home fans booing their team off the pitch.
David Moyes' face told the story of Man United's loss to City the previous weekend and it did again as Man United dropped to 12th in the table.
"I just want to go home and eat cold soup in my underpants."
"WTF is this West Brom or Bayern Munich we're playing?"
"Maybe if I cover my mouth Steve Clarke won't hear me scream."
"This is definitely Shinji Kagawa's fault. Everyone's like, 'Free Shinji, free Shinji!' so I start him. Then he does nothing and I take him off at halftime and West Brom score two goals. The man is a curse. I'm going to lock him in a portable toilet."
"DON'T LOOK AT ME"
"Great. Even my tie is trying to escape."
"I can't believe this is happening. What did I do to deserve this? How did I become so pitiful that opposing managers are offering me part-time jobs during post-match handshakes? Why is Shinji Kagawa doing this to me?"