Never a club to miss out on a fashion trend they started themselves, Manchester City have added Mario Balotelli's world famous "Why always me?" shirt to their official club shop. It comes in original and chubby celebrating gnome(?) flavors and like last year's Roberto Mancini scarf craze, the shirts are reasonably priced for a must-have item.
Though a great many T-shirt makers, both amateur and professional, got their versions out much faster (MCFC kit maker Umbro even sold out of a limited edition design), these are presumably the only ones that carry the Mario Balotelli Seal of Approval and Excellence. I bet the gnome was his idea.