All the stuff being covered outside the unfriendly confines of the award-winning Dirty Tackle...
The FA's YouTube channel says the kid nutmegged Beckham in this Zurich appearance during World Cup bid week a while back, but it's hard to tell if he actually did. Either way, this might have been the moment Beckham first started thinking about retirement. [YouTube]
Mario Balotelli is finally on Twitter for real. [Twitter]
Sir Alex Ferguson in 13 paradoxes. [Grantland]
A deeper look at the false story about Mario Balotelli offering his now ex-girlfriend as a prize to Real Madrid. [SWW]
Gigi Buffon plays for Juve, but his heart and pocketbook belong to Carrarese. [Counter Attack]
The Alternative PFA team of the year. [SB Nation]
The Real Oviedo story is worth your time. [Copa90]
Like DT on Facebook for extra bits and chances to win prizes. [DT on Facebook]
Sheffield Wednesday turn down payday lender sponsorship deal. [Independent]
MLS is testing out a ref cam. [MLSSoccer]
If you haven't checked out Howler Magazine yet, you're really missing out. [Howler]
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