As Hernanes thanked fans for their best wishes on his 29th birthday from Brazil's training complex, a group of his teammates did what every parent tells their kids not to do: play with a ball indoors. And as a result, the Brazilian player most likely to break something while playing a ball in the general vicinity of breakable items did just that.
Hulk was, of course, the guilty party responsible accidentally breaking something glass on the refreshments bar behind Hernanes as he filmed his message. All the other players were quick to make sure it was known that Hulk was responsible and they applauded the powerful striker as a member of staff cleaned up the mess.
Brazil has enough problems as it is between the heated protests in World Cup host cities and the last-minute push to try and get as many necessary construction projects done in time as possible. And yet here's Hulk breaking random items just to make things worse. Bad Hulk! Bad!
Anyway, a belated happy birthday to Hernanes.
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