Haunting images from the 2014 sexy football calendar

Brooks Peck
Dirty Tackle

Your holiday shopping is already done. The sexy football calendar 2014 is the only thing to get everyone on your list, whether they are fans of the game or not. Created by James Husbands, the man who brought you the sexy managers calendar 2013 that still haunts your dreams, comes another set of mind bending illustrations putting some of football's biggest stars in bizarre poses.

There's Carles Puyol getting his Flashdance on, Sepp Blatter doing a different kind of Risky Business, Arsene Wenger and Thierry Henry feeling the Seven Year Itch, Sir Alex Ferguson as a shirtless cowboy with a hairdryer, Maradona paying off his tax bill as a car washer and far too much more.

The calendar can be purchased here.

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Brooks Peck is the editor of Dirty Tackle on Yahoo Sports. Have a tip? Email him or follow on Twitter!

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