A Real Madrid fan sitting amongst the home supporters at the Camp Nou on the day that Real finally beat Barcelona in a league match and all but sealed the title in doing so was never going to leave the stadium unscathed or without a bit of help. Though you might not think anyone would be silly enough to try such a thing, the Real Madrid fan in the video above did and it went about as well as you would expect.
After one Barca fan took a swing at him, he punched back before a friendly Cule escorted him out of the section. But, others followed and got in a few sucker punches before he could make it to an area where he would require medical treatment.
Last season, things appeared to go much better for a Real Madrid fan who attempted to not only sit with the home fans, but break up their pre-match choreography as well...
It seems this man survived because everyone was too stunned by his massive, massive balls to do anything about it. Either that or they realized what was going on after they put down their blue papers and pummeled him into a jelly.
This has been the Dirty Tackle of the day: a chronicling of unfortunate events.