Valencia made easy work of Inter in the International Champions Cup, winning 4-0 with neatly spaced goals in the 7th, 34th, 56th and 90th minutes. By the time Jonas scored Valencia's third goal by rounding the keeper and tapping it in right at the goal line, frustration had set in for Inter and defender Juan Jesus was going to get retribution one way or another.
So before the ball even hit the back of the net, Jesus struck Jonas down with a blow to the clavicle. Juan Jesus was shown a yellow card for the blatant wallop and Jonas was able to finish the match, though he didn't score again. Because nobody messes with the Jesus.
This has been the Dirty Tackle of the Day: a chronicling of unfortunate events.