While Bayern Munich won their seventh league game in seven attempts over the weekend, Bundesliga champions Borussia Dortmund suffered their third draw of the campaign when they were held 1-1 at Hannover. But no one suffered more than Dortmund's Polish defender Lukasz Piszczek, who paid homage to Phil Babb by forcefully apprehending the goalpost with his gentleman's lunchbox.
It's an injury no man would wish to encounter, but you can't help but stick around for the slow-motion replay. If only the Germans had a word for 'Schadenfreude'.
This has been the Dirty Tackle of the Day: a chronicling of unfortunate events.