Throughout the holiday season, we will be trawling official club shops for the items that will make the very best gift ideas for the very worst people on your list. This week: Manchester United's Ferdinand and Brown signature poster print.
If you were looking to buy a gift for John Terry, congratulations, your search is over. This is a limited edition print of an artists' fevered waking nightmare in which Wes Brown (who left Man United in 2011) carries a roaring and flexed Rio Ferdinand on his back, through the rain. The official description of this piece:
All prints are officially licensed by Manchester United and supplied with a security hologram, limited to a print run of 250 all prints include the players signature.The prints have been produced by Stephen Rea official Manchester United Artist. All are supplied with a certificate of authenticity,These prints are collectable and a must for any true Manchester United fan.
This poster could make for a distracting addition to the space above your mantle or an insomnia inspiring way to fill wall space in a child's bedroom. And it's your lucky day, because it's been marked down from £17.25 to £14.38, bringing you a savings of £2.87. With that savings, you can purchase the Wayne Rooney face mask as a stocking stuffer.
If you have any suggestions for DT's horrible holiday gift guide, drop us a line at dirtytackle[at]gmail.com.