Throughout the holiday season, we will be trawling official club shops for the items that will make the very best gift ideas for the very worst people on your list. First up: The official Liverpool FC stadium shirt.
Do you know someone who appreciates pictures of a stadium on the front and back of their button-down shirts and doesn't particularly care for long sleeves? How about a person who single-handedly brought an end to their company's casual Friday policy? Or maybe you just need a subtle way of reminding someone of Liverpool's unenviable record at home last season and so far this season? Then the official Anfield stadium shirt could be what you're after.
Priced at £40 and, as of this writing, available in all sizes except extra small and extra extra large (which are probably the two sizes of people most likely to wear a shirt like this), you can almost hear the echos of "You'll Never Walk Alone" just by looking at it. And yet, whoever wears this shirt probably will end up walking alone more often than not.
If you have any suggestions for DT's horrible holiday gift guide, drop us a line at dirtytackle[at]gmail.com.