Michael Essien recently hosted a charity match in Ghana (see his Real Madrid teammates struggling to raise awareness for it in English) called the Game of Hope. At an event the night before the match, several of the players had a bit of a dance-off. Emmanuel Adebayor, Djibril Cisse and Michael Essien all showed off their moves (Cisse even broke out the nipple pinch), while Michael Ballack...well, he tried. He tried.
Now that he's retired, we can only hope that Michael Ballack's Music Inspired Body Movement Action Time comes to television soon.
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