If it continued… (Barcelona v Real Madrid, Copa del Rey semifinal second leg)

Brooks Peck
Dirty Tackle

Real Madrid scored a late goal to get a 1-1 draw at home in the first leg of their Copa Del Rey semifinal against Barcelona. But the second leg at the Camp Nou was a story entirely different from the rest of this season as Real Madrid cruised to a 3-1 win to advance to the final. It was a bit of a shock and that begs the question, "What if it continued?"

97' -- Gerard Pique trips himself, begins to bleed, considers becoming a stay at home dad.

101' -- Cristiano Ronaldo earns another penalty to complete his hat trick, but Swansea's Nathan Dyer attempts to take it instead, arguing that he's still owed a chance to take one.

105' -- Iker Casillas feels alone.

108' -- Lionel Messi sees a boob.

111' -- Scouting Real Madrid ahead of the second leg of their Champions League round of 16 tie against Manchester United, Alex Ferguson tells assistant Mike Phelan to kill them all. Phelan smirks, as he knew he wore a scarf for a reason.

114' -- Barcelona coach Jordi Roura decides that Pep Guardiola and Tito Vilanova's job was harder than he thought it would be and that he should probably return that margarita maker that he ordered off the internet for his office.

115' -- Cristiano Ronaldo continues to grow stronger from the power from Barcelona fans' laser pointers being focused on him. Just as he wants them to be.

117' -- Alex Song wonders if sitting on the bench and winning La Liga is truly better than playing and not winning anything at Arsenal. He asks Cesc Fabregas if screwing up Barcelona's midfield is anymore satisfying. Cesc ignores him.

119' -- NASA decides to name its next space shuttle after Raphael Varane.

122' -- Xavi's face malfunctions as he realizes he can't blame the loss on Barcelona's own pitch.

126' -- Frustrated Barcelona players scuffle with Real Madrid. Pepe has an orgasm.

130' -- Impressed Barca supporters snap pictures of Ronaldo. Except one guy, who gives him the double finger. Which is actually an even more profound show of respect.

137' -- Everyone realizes that they have to play each other yet again on Saturday and they all just kind of sigh.

145' -- Jose Mourinho points to his head and whispers, "I am the smartest man alive." The match is abandoned when he then walks out to the center circle and urinates on the pitch to mark his territory and demonstrate his superiority.

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