With one win in the last ten games and a spot in the Championship relegation zone with their name written on it, Bristol City are having to work extra hard to encourage people to attend matches at Ashton Gate this season.
Thankfully, the marketing department have produced this video to encourage the citizens of south west England to snap up half season tickets.
If you've ever fantasised about waking up to find goalkeeper Tom Heaton under your BCFC duvet or you've always wondered how quickly striker Ryan Taylor could bag your groceries, it will be right up your alley.
It's actually a pretty amusing concept for a promotional video, if a little let down by the hilariously stilted acting. Let's just say Daniel Day-Lewis needn't worry about a late threat for his Oscar in February.