América São Paulo lost 2-0 to Votuporanguense in the Campeonato Paulista Série A3 on Sunday, but the Brazilian State Championship game will be remembered for what could be one of the worst penalty kicks ever taken.
América midfielder Pilo appeared to go down in the box under the sheer force of the approaching defender's heavy breathing, winning a penalty for the perceived offence.
Pilo then stepped up to the spot himself and delivered the football equivalent of watching your golf ball roll gently past the ladies' tee after you attempt to drive it 300 yards down the fairway.
Suddenly, Adebayor's Europa League 12-yarder doesn't seem so bad...
Video H/T: The Guardian