International breaks aren't just boring for the fans, they're boring for the players too. So while they were stuck in a South African hotel, members of the Brazil squad put together their own FIFA 14 tournament and learned an important fact: That while Hulk is quite good at real football, he's terrible at the Playstation 4 version.
Hulk was apparently so bad that David Luiz posted the following video to Instagram along with the caption: "And the worst at the game is ....HULK,HULK,HULK,HULKKKKKKKK! Hahahahah @hulkparaiba"
As you can see, they were very, very bored.
So who won the tournament? Well, according to Neymar's league table, which was handwritten on Hyatt Regency stationary paper, Neymar beat Oscar in one semifinal and Fred beat Jo in the other. Neymar then beat Fred 1-0 in the final to become the champion of the Johannesburg Hyatt Regency room number whatever room they're in.
Clearly he is now ready for the World Cup...video game that EA Sports will release in April.
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