With the DFB Pokal final against Borussia Dortmund still to play, Bayern Munich held a victory parade to celebrate their second straight Bundesliga title. Apparently when you've had as many parades as Bayern have, it starts to get a little monotonous. So, inspired by beer, several of the players decided to entertain themselves with a slapping game as they were slowly transported through the streets of Munich.
Naturally, Franck Ribery was the instigator. Along with David Alaba, Mario Mandzukic and a few others, the group played rock-paper-scissors to see who would do the slapping and who would be getting slapped. When Alaba lost, everyone gave him a gentle slap across the face, but Ribery decided to give him a kiss on the cheek instead. The next time Alaba lost, Ribery bit him instead. Because if Luis Suarez isn't doing it anymore, someone has to.
Later on, Pep Guardiola danced like a penguin...
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