Thomas Muller approves.
Bayern Munich only managed a 0-0 draw in their visit to Hoffenheim on Saturday, but two of their traveling fans did manage to score in a way that eventually got them kicked out of the stadium. And by that I mean they were caught having sex. Twice.
"I thought it did not look right," a reader-reporter told Bild. "They had absolutely no inhibitions. Both pulled their pants down and went at it.
"The people around them apparently were not disturbed."
It did not take long, however, for arena staff to intervene.
"The ushers noticed the commotion and urged the two to stop immediately."
That all took place just 16 minutes into the match. The couple apparently didn't get bored again until halftime, when they started back up and were kicked out of the Rhein-Neckar-Arena and threatened with arrest for public indecency.
Oh, and someone took pictures. A safe for work sample image right this way...
More pictures can be found at Sportal, but there really isn't a whole lot more to see.
Top photo: Reuters; bottom via ONTD