Ryan Lochte gets his greatest prize: A gold-plated razor

Chris Chase

Gold medals are cool. Jeah. But gold razors are better. Double-jeah!

Ryan Lochte was given a gift by one of his sponsors, Gillette, after his Olympic performance. He tweeted a picture of the gifts on Tuesday: "U gotta hand it to @Gillette for getting me my own personally gold plated and diamond encrusted razor. #jeah"

Are those diamonds? I don't think those are diamonds. The one on the left is pretty cool, even if it looks like it was plundered by Sadaam's palace. But that's better than the other one, which could have been picked up from the gift shop of the Liberace museum.