Jamaica, we don't have a bobsled team

Jamaica's bobsled team is hardly a world power, but they are a fan favorite, largely due to the movie "Cool Runnings," which depicted the team at the 1988 Olympics and gave us this epic song:

Unfortunately, we won't have repeat Cinderella stories in Vancouver. According to Olympic officials, the Jamaicans are not on the list of bobsled competitors. The ghost of John Candy weeps.

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