An IOC volunteer tasked with shepherding fans into Olympic Stadium for the Opening Ceremony made the job less tedious by delivering a sarcastic set of stream-of-consciousness instructions that prominently included passing ticket holders, policemen and media members.
A delighted man -- he was laughing so hard he had trouble holding the camera still -- took video of the woman and posted it to YouTube, where it has over 200,000 views in the first 48 hours.
That British sense of humour is so dry it could clear up the rainy London skies.
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