Create-a-caption: Typical Canadians

I've heard the "flannel and mullets" stereotypes about Canadians quite a bit, but never the "totally painted red" one. Now I have to assume that the majority of Canada is painted red at all times. I do have one big question — if both of these guys are red men, then who is Method Man? Best caption wins "The Blackout."

Previously, Stephen Colbert reading Cat Fancy.

Gold, Phil Wood: "(No Caption Required.)"

Silver, nate: "Oh good... it is normal for my cat's breath to smell like cat food."

Bronze, Rob R: "The Home Issue?! Naughty, naughty, Mr. Colbert."

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