Create-a-caption: Good seats still available

Via Deadspin, we get our hands on this amazing picture. It's just a guy, standing alone in some snow, watching hockey. Hey, sometimes you've just got to watch hockey alone in a field. Best caption wins a slide projector.

Previously, a couple of chill bros celebrate a snowboard race.

Gold, Patrick: "Dude! Whats mine say? Sweet! Whats MINE say?"

Silver, karen: "If you think my hat's funny looking? Then take a look at his!"

Bronze, The Monkey Boy: "Who's got two fingers and does not wear the stretchy pants?? These guys!"

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