Create-a-Caption: The circle of life

There is an old hockey fable that has been passed down through the ages. It starts when the child was born and anointed the next leader of the hockey fans. Later, an uncle would try to assume the throne, only to be thwarted by the child and her friends, a meerkat and warthog. Classic story. Best caption wins "The Lion King" soundtrack. Hakuna matata.

Previously, "Check out our jackets!"

Gold, Carlos: "If you are forced into a water landing or are instructed to do so by the steward; take out your life jacket, put your head through the hole and pull the jacket over your head. Click the waistband clip and pull to tighten. Do not inflate the jacket until you are exiting the plane. To inflate your jacket, pull the tabs on the end of the cords. You may also inflate by blowing through the tube on the jacket."

Silver, D-Lited: "Now is the time on Sprockets ven ve dance."

Bronze, Nic: "If there is anything that these horrible jackets can teach us, it's that a male model's life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident."

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