Chilean gymnast wins gold medal in mustache race

Maggie Hendricks
Fourth-Place Medal

Chilean gymnast Enrique Sepulveda finished just out of medal contention in the men's floor exercise event final. Though he took fourth on floor, he is in first place in Fourth-Place Medal's ever important mustache race.

Look at that thing! He can go anywhere and be anything with that facial hair. Police officer? Firefighter? Baseball pitcher in the 1970s? Check, check and check.

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