C-a-C: 'A Mountie and a Yankee walk into a hockey game ... '

You've already got the brilliant setup; now all that's left is to finish the joke. Best punch line wins a plate of poutine. Good luck, eh.

Previously, typical Canadians.

Gold, Sean Patrick: "No one likes pasty dudes, you said. We'll be the hottest guys at the Olympics, you said. I know how to work these tanning beds, you said!!!"

Silver, Steve: "The Genesis Reunion concert got off to a slow start."

Bronze, Ol' Leather Pumpkin: "Did Skeets and Tas BOTH lose the bookoff-payoff?"

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