C-a-c: 'Just kissing an eagle with my mustache. No biggie.'

This guy is just the best guy. According to Getty Images, he's a biathlon fan. Obviously he loves eagles and mustaches. Yep, biathlon, eagles, and mustaches. Also Germany. Those four things should give you something to work with. Best solution to this riddle gets some mustache wax.

Previously, "Stick, gloves, shirt."

Gold, Rob R: "Shaun White is exposed as an imposter and swiftly removed from the US team's practice session."

Silver, Andrew V: "So this is how Lindsey Vonn hurt her ankle..."

Bronze, Qwerty: "Hockey's version of "Mortal Kombat: Get Over Here"

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