Watch St. Louis Blues butcher 12 Days of Christmas, including outtakes (Video)

Following in the grand tradition of NHL teams butchering holiday classics, the St. Louis Blues donned their gay apparel and took on “The 12 Days Of Christmas.”

As usual, there’s some legit holiday cheer to found among the awkwardness. Vladimir Tarasenko and Jaden Schwartz, you were good, for goodness sake:

Along with this glorious gift to fans, the Blues provided a stocking stuffer too: Outtakes! Just like a Jackie Chan movie!

Quit being so charming Maxim Lapierre, we’re all supposed to hate you.