As a Jersey native, I have no problem with MTV's "Jersey Shore," despite protests from other Garden Staters who believe the show unfairly depicts summer boardwalk crawlers as over-tanned bubbleheads or muscle-headed morons who fight so often that Alain Vigneault is an honorary executive producer on the show.
This is because it's difficult for me to dismiss these creatures as reality show inventions when I basically went to high school with them.
But as a hockey fan ... please, ladies of "Jersey Shore," never attend another NHL game again. Ever. Not even Devils/Flyers, your natural habitat. It will only lead to more moments like this, as their sudden national fame leads an intrepid Fox Sports reporter to interact with Snooki and friends during last night's 4-0 Los Angeles Kings' win over the Anaheim Ducks.