When we last saw Justin Bieber, he was blowing chunks on stage in Glendale. How that's related to his being honored by the Phoenix Coyotes on Saturday is a matter of contemplation.
Yes, Phoenix gave Justin Bieber his own signature bubble hockey game, featuring the Coyotes taking on the Biebs' beloved Toronto Maple Leafs in game where neither team wanted to wear its road jerseys.
(No word if it plays some inane Bieber bubblegum pop instead of a static-filled version of the national anthem after you put your quarters in.)
So this is cool. You know what's cooler? Playing bubble hockey on a Segway, yo.
Here's J-Bieber rolling into the Coyotes' locker room on his Segway, a personal vehicle that was supposed to change the way that cities were constructed but is instead reserved for mall cops, tour groups and teen pop sensations.
It's also the way JB gets away from his screaming fans, as he did in Glendale over the weekend. Although two years ago, it didn't work out so well: