Up until today, the best thing to come out of the John Tortorella suspension was the giant Tortorella cutout that appeared behind the Canucks' bench in Winnipeg (above).
Unless you truly hate the Canucks. Then maybe you preferred their 2-4 record with Tortorella away. They definitely missed him.
Either way, whatever the best thing about Tortorella's decision to go berserk on the Calgary Flames in their own hallway was prior to today, it's now second to "Don't Push Me", the funkified, auto-tuned version of his last postgame press conference. On top of using Tortorella's brief presser to perfection, it features appearances by everyone from Tom Sestito to Elliotte Friedman, and it is wonderful.