Jimmy Buffett concerts are a great excuse to relax and imbibe any number of mind-numbing creations.
Well, here’s our advice, Minnesotans: Take all of the mind-numbing things. Put them in a blender. Render a frozen concoction. And then slam it before you feast your eyes on the jersey bestowed upon Larry David … er, Mr. Buffett before his show at Xcel Center on Tuesday night:
Via the Xcel Center
Yes, it’s a custom Hawaiian Minnesota Wild sweater, that appears to have been stitched together from the lobby carpet of a Ramada.
Here’s another look:
— Xcel Energy Center (@XcelEnergyCtr) December 3, 2013
For those wondering, this isn’t a Foul. Any jersey bestowed upon a person from a team, personalized or otherwise, is never a Foul.
But that doesn’t mean it’s not just … foul, in and of itself.
Well, there you go: The Jimmy Buffett Minnesota Wild jersey. Perfect for your next luau, should you require kindling. But hey, at least it’ll hide the stains if you drop your cheeseburger on it, in paradise or in St. Paul (yes, we know: redundant).