Jersey Fouls is our ongoing exploration of the rules and etiquette for proper hockey jersey creation and exhibition. If you spot what you think may be a foul in your arena, email a photo to us at firstname.lastname@example.org for inclusion in future installment.
This Pittsburgh Penguins fan Jersey Foul was spotted at their 5-3 victory at the Carolina Hurricanes on Tuesday night, and it’s … well, we’ll assume it’s honest.
The sweater is like the whimsical, flirty cousin of the deplorable '69' jerseys. For that, we suppose, we can be thankful. Although we’re not clear on how the lady sitting next to him is digging it.
A Double-Zero “I LOVE BOOBS” jersey usually wouldn’t be the stuff of a Jersey Fouls Extra, save for one thing: Its cameo appearance on the Hurricanes’ television broadcast during the game.
Oh, that’s unfortunate for Chantel McCabe. But also hilarious.
This Jersey Foul went viral on Tuesday night. Coming up, some of the best takes on it via Twitter ...
— Chad Moore (@tweetinyyc) April 10, 2013
— Hackeynut (@hackeynut) April 10, 2013
— Jeremy Randall Piper (@JeremyR86) April 10, 2013
(Incidentally, is there a way to spell out this jersey through a series of numbers typed into an upside-down graphing calculator? And if you got that, you probably took a high-school math class in the 1990s.)
One point of contention, via m'lady: Shouldn't it be an '88' if he really loves boobs? That way there's, like, four of them?
Coming up on Friday: a fresh batch of Fouls.