The suit Don Cherry wore for Coach’s Corner during Game 5 of the Stanley Cup Final was blindingly horrific.
Seriously, we’ve seen Grapes don every shade, pattern and print. It’s difficult to shock us anymore with his Technicolor nightmare coats.
But this was just … think if Christmas ate Kwanza and then went on a Peppermint Schnapps bender and vomited on beach lounge chair from 1974.
Or perhaps you think Cherry looks like …
An Olive Garden salad.
Candy Apple Taffy.
All the flags of Africa.
Dale Jr.'s race car.