The LA KISS is preparing to kick off its debut Arena Football League season, and the team is doing so in typical too-much-is-never-enough KISS style. Recently they unveiled the flaming-vomit insanity you see pictured above, and on Tuesday, they delivered this beauty:
So. Many. Questions. How did that KISS fan end up gestating a football? Are Gene Simmons and Paul Stanley board-certified OB-GYNs, or just talented amateurs? And why, for the love of heaven, was there a "pop" sound?
Anyway, if you're interested in the LA KISS, you can find out more here. Just be careful; you might end up carrying a football to term.