Warning: The video below contains activity and language that is not suitable for the workplace (there is perhaps a sliver of nudity and a tiny bit of profanity). However, it's probably just your average, laid-back Tuesday night for Minnesota Vikings tackle Bryant McKinnie.
You'll have to wait a minute or two for the Bryant McKinnie freak action to kick in, but in the meantime, please enjoy the footage of a girl puking into a bag:
I'm speechless. And I have a new dream in life.
What I want -- all I want -- is to hire the guy with the camera to follow me around for a day, videotaping everything I do, and yelling:
"GET ON IT, MAC! LET ME SEE YOU, MAC! GET IT, MAC! GET IT, MAC! PEEL HER BACK, MAC!"
There's not even any reason to call me "Mac." I just don't know if it would work with any other name. And if anyone bothers me in any way, I want him to hell, "HE HATIN'! HE HATIN' ON 'EM, BABY!"
If things like this keep happening, we're going to have to create a "Bryant McKinnie Nightlife" category here, and we're going to need some kind of an age-verification service to go with it.
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