Tom Brady will sell you some UGG boots on Monday night

Shutdown Corner

Via Sports Business Daily, here's a commercial for UGG footwear that will debut Monday night during ESPN's Patriots/Dolphins game. Consider yourself awash in handsomeness.

The soundtrack is Mos Def's "Twilite Speedball" from the album "The Ecstatic." The shoes -- well, I have no idea what's special about the shoes. I know some ladies who swear by their UGG boots, but I've never known a male who owned a pair. You know me. I'm living the Crocs lifestyle 'til I die. Or at least until I can no longer resist Handsome Tom staring into my eyes like that (shivers).

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