Deadspin has the definitive update on all things Plaxico Burress, including the roles of Antonio Pierce, Drs. Mark Drakos and Josyann Abisaab, and Plax's wife Tiffany, who might have attempted to hide Plaxico's gun for him. Tiffany, by the way, is a lawyer.
It's all insane, and honestly, it's gotten complicated to the point where I just don't care a whole lot anymore. When it all gets sorted out, can someone just tell me if Plax is going to jail, or if/when he'll eligible to play in the NFL or UFL?