You've been bludgeoned with numbers, engorged in matchups and drowned in what-ifs. You've been asked who is better — Wilson or Kaepernick? — and been subjected to endless blather about just how much vitriol there is in this Seattle Seahawks-San Francisco 49ers rivalry.
Do you just want to know how it ends?
A Taiwanese video company comes just in time to the rescue. They've got this game absolutely clocked. (Special thanks to our friend Sam Farmer of the Los Angeles Times for bringing it to our attention.)
A brief teaser: The game summary the Taiwanese Animators have concocted includes Batman bad guy Bain, laser beams, earthquakes, Richard Sherman-eating sharks, the old Krazy-Glue-the-toilet trick, exploding heads, The A-Team and projectile green vomit. Trippy stuff.
Not to ruin it or anything for you. Because nothing can replace the actual watching of this video. Do yourself a favor and get geared up for the big game.
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