Holy jumpin' Rypiens, this is a terrible shirt.
Spotted by a reader of the Washington Post's DC Sports Bog (via The Big Lead), this two-faced atrocity features Robert Griffin III and a Native American straight from Stereotype Junction. Neither half looks very happy to be on the shirt, and chances are the Redskins won't take too kindly to this unlicensed beauty either.
What is it with RG3 and the split-screens? Check out this monstrosity, which is actually a licensed Nike product:
Yeesh. And that'll set you back $150. The NFL tends to be a little more button-down than college football when it comes to catchy outerwear, but both of these would definitely qualify for what our pals at Puck Daddy have dubbed Jersey Fouls.
Seen a ridiculous item of fan swag? Send us the photographic evidence at email@example.com or on Twitter at @jaybusbee. We'll run the "best" in a future story. As you can see already, though, you've already got a high bar to clear.