Either The New Orleans Times-Picayune was trying to translate some unprintable Rex Ryan trash-talk or someone forgot to change the dummy text in the headline on the inside jump from the front-page, Jets-Patriots game story:
If you had told me the second line was about an Icelandic volcano, I'd have believed it. This is what you get when you write a Jets-Patriots headline that isn't a pun involving Rex Ryan and feet.
Although I do think most Patriots fans would agree that the game was "barllskdjf fkdasd."
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