But Peyton Hillis, Cleveland Ranger has learned everything he knows from Walker, Texas Ranger, and here he is, warning the world that nothing will stop him in his quest for truth, justice and yards from scrimmage.
YEEEEE-HA. It's actually not the first time the Chuck Norris/Peyton Hillis comparison has been bandied about. There's a Facebook page full of Norris-esque Peyton Hillis "Facts," and this, too (naughty language warning).
The video is out in order to promote the opening of PeytonHillis.com, the official website of Peyton Hillis, the Browns running back. The video is literally the only interesting thing about the website.