Apparently, Chad Ochocinco(notes) was in the market for a ridiculously oversized truck, but decided that something like a Suburban or a Hummer was just too fuel-efficient. Therefore, he had this monstrosity custom built for his birthday.
There. Got anything smart to say about that, Howie Long?
I can't think of a single practical reason to own something like that, but we're talking about Chad Ochocinco here. He probably also owns a Batmobile and a hovercraft. He probably should have used one of them run over Darrelle Revis(notes) before today's game, so he could've caught a few more balls.