Mel Kiper, Toddy McShay and Mike Mayock all thing they're soooooooo smart, but none of them have ever answered this vital question: What would all the top draft prospects look like if they were crafted entirely of lunch meat?
Well, there you go.
That's Ndamukong Suh and C.J. Spiller, Subway endorsers, crafted entirely of pepperoni, olives, cheese and various other delicious materials. Tomorrow night, I expect Roger Goodell to say something like, "With the eighth pick in the 2010 NFL Draft, the Oakland Raiders select ... C.J. Spiller. Meat version."