Fake Grudes already broke it down for you, but you know what's happening tonight at 8:30 on ESPN? Real Gruden. One-hundred percent, live and in the flesh -- all Gruden, all the time.
And that's about as much hype as I can give you stats sluts. I debated whether or not to even put the names of the teams in the headline, lest they dissuade you from attending. I can offer you this, though -- it's better than next week's game.
We'll be here throughout the game with running commentary, observations, insights, polls, blatant lies and a high level of interactivity with you, dear reader.
We'll get it started a few minutes before kickoff. See you then.