Mike Shanahan and Dan Snyder walk into a Hooters in Texas . . .

Chris Chase
Shutdown Corner

It's not important why Dan Snyder and Mike Shanahan were at a Waco-area Hooters on Tuesday night, just that they were and posed for pictures that were quickly uploaded to the Extreme Skins message board.

They were joined by Bruce Allen, Kyle Shanahan and, according to the tipster, Robert Griffin III, who is holding his pro day at Baylor on Wednesday. Snyder and the rest of the Redskins brass were cordial and posed for pictures, which sort of goes against the image of the 'Skins owner as a Napoleonic elite who doesn't have time for the little people. (The fact that he was wearing an untucked shirt at a Hooters furthers that dichotomy.)

But that's not what this is about. There's a picture of Snyder and Shanahan at Hooters. So. Many. Things. To. Say.

• For once, Dan Snyder wasn't the biggest boob in the room.

• The tab came to $116.94, but Snyder and Bruce Allen negotiated it down to a third-round pick and $4.2 million.

• Shanahan and the waitresses bonded over teeth-whitening strategies and how to tan without getting bathing suit lines.

• The Redskins must not believe in karma, or else they wouldn't have brought RGIII to a place with so many busts.

Thank you. I'll be here all week.

Thanks to Hogs Haven, Mr. Irrelevant and DC Sports Bog for giving this the wall-to-wall coverage it deserved.

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