He looks like Kenny Powers, if he huffed some glue and went to SuperCuts.
If you're a barber, and someone asks you to do that, shouldn't you just refuse? It's like being a doctor, and a patient comes in and says, "Hey, I'd like you to remove my elbows. No, I have no reason. Just want to see what it would be like." The doctor has an obligation to say no, right? Jared Allen's barber failed him.