Hines Ward danced almost as well as Ralph Macchio

Shutdown Corner

Last night saw the season premiere of ABC's Dancing With the Stars, and with it, Hines Ward's first chance to dance his way into America's heart. How'd he do? See for yourself.

Each of the three judges gave Hines a 7, for a total score of 21 out of 30. From what I understand, that's pretty good. Only Ralph Macchio and Kirstie Alley got better scores, which is fine with me, because I'm in total agreement with that third judge: I've always felt like Hines's hips needed to be more piston-like.

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